Entirely and unabashedly ripped from an email I just received from my sister-in-law. Good chuckles even though I am no longer in a corporate environment - I remember!
Please forgive me as I have repeated all these bad words at one time or another; and please forgive the person that sent it to me, for they knew all the words also! And please forgive everyone reading this, for I am sure they will know what the words mean too. Amen.